February 2012
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On the Oscars
Here’s what I thought about the Oscars, because my opinions matter. America, I’m very sad for you that you’re too dumb to realize that The Tree of Life is the best movie of 2011. If right now you’re thinking, “Terrence Malick is pretentious,” I have news. “Pretentious” is a word people use when they’re too stupid to understand something brilliant. And if you think it’s boring, you’re a...
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